A woman - joke

A woman is at a grocery store. She goes to the clerk to purchase her groceries. The clerk looks at her items and sees a carton of eggs, a gallon of milk, and a head of lettuce. He says to the woman, "You must be single." The woman was surprised & replies, "Yes, how did you know?" The clerk answers, "Because you're ugly."

Tum kaisi muhobbat karte ho - ghazal

Spinach and cheese balls

Pyar ki roshni - Shikha

Pyar ki roshni ne jivan ko mere mahekaya hai aise,

Gulistan phoolo ki  mahek se mahekta ho  jaise.

Har pal har janam saath tera mere jivan mai rahe aise,

Chand or suraj apni roshni se chamkte ho jaise.

Tere aks ko maine apni aankho mai chhupaya hai aise,

Samunder apni gaherai ko pani se chhupati ho jaise.

Teri ek pal ki judai ka asar bhi ab dil pe hota hai aise,

Pankh ke bina panchhi tadapta raheta ho jaise.

Simat ke baaho mai tujse gale lag jaaye aise Shikha,

Gagan or gharti door kshitij mai milte ho jaise.

Shikha

Mane prem kar - Gujarati ghazal

Tame avjo re pawapuri mukame - jain stavan

joke

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.