Thursday 19 May 2016

Ek ajeeb si dastaan - shikha


Ek ajeeb si dastaan hai meri muhobbat ki,
Maine har pal koshish ki tere paas aane ki,
Kismat mai meri kuchh or hi shayad likha tha,
Door rahe tum mujse itna sanam,
chahat thi jitni tuj sang zindagi bitane ki.

Shikha

Yaad teri satane lagti hai - Shikha


Miss you so much  my Bhai....


Raherahekar yaad teri satane lagti hai,
Aankho mai meri nami aane lagti hai,
Na bhul paate hai tuje ek pal bhi bhai,
Kaisa mod hai jo teri kami si lagti hai.


Shikha



Tujse door jaane ke baad - shikha


Na puchh halat meri tujse door jaane ke baad,
Na koi manzil hai  tujse bichhadne ke baad,
Nazar ke samne raheta hai sirf aks ek tera,
Khud ko kho chuki hu tujse juda hone ke baad.

Shikha

Last respect - joke

At a motivational seminar 3 men are asked to come up to the stage.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was the great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say...... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"

Milk money - joke

An art connoisseur passed a little grocery in New York when he noticed a kitten on the front step lapping up some milk in a bowl. The cat was mangy with one ear half chewed off and clumps of fur missing. What really caught the collectors eye was the bowl the kitten was drinking from. It was a rare antique worth thousands. He walks in the store and offers $20.00 for the cat. "He's not for sale." Says the store owner. "That's ridiculous!" Says the collector. "He is one of the ugliest cats I've seen. He must be for sale. I'll give you $100.00 for him." The store owner thought for a second and said "It's a deal." The connoisseur hands the store owner the money, which he quickly pockets, and as he starts out the store asks "For that price I'm sure you wont mind sending that old bowl with him. He seems so happy drinking from it." The store owner says " No way. That's my lucky bowl. From that bowl I've sold 26 cats this week!"

The Cab driver - joke

The Cab Driver

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years".

Jara thodi jaga tara - gujarati ghazal


Lagni lagi chhe - jain stavan


Teri muhobbat ki - Shikha


Zarurat hai muje aaj bhi teri muhobbat ki,
Chahat is dil ko hai aaj bhi tere ikraar ki,
Jaan nisar karte hum tum par is kadar ,
Koi baat hi nahi tumse naraz rahene ki.

Shikha

Palko ko maine - Shikha

Palko ko maine dhire se uthaya or dekha teri or, Janna chahti thi kya kahe rahe hai tere ye naina. Kaise ek pal mai  naina tere ...