Old bollywood hits

3 men died - joke

One day, 3 men died and went to heaven. "Religion?" God's secretary asked the first man.
"Jewish," the man replied.
"Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8," the secretary said.
"Religion?" he asked the second man.
"Muslim."
"Go to room 10, but be very quiet when you go past room 8."
"Religion?" he asked the third man.
"Agnostic."
"Go to room 71, but be very quiet when you go past room 8."
"Why must I be quiet when I go past room 8?" the man asked.
The secretary replied, "Oh, the Catholics are in room 8, and they think that they are they only ones here."

Featured on April 01, 2016

Romantic ghazals

Humse mulaqat ho jayegi - Shikha

 

Khwabo mai hi aapse mulaqat ho jayegi,

Dil ki nazro se dekho to baat bhi ho jayegi,

Gila-shikva na karna kabhi humse milne ka,
 Aankhe bandh karna or humari tasveer dikh jayegi.

A little girl and his older brother - joke

A little girl and her older brother were visiting their grandfather's farm. The older brother decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He told her that he discovered a man-eating chicken. The girl was frightened, and ran inside in fear. Then the older brother heard his little sister scream. He ran inside immediately. She was screaming at their grandfather, who was chowing down on a plate of fried chicken. "What is it?" he asked. The sister turned to him in fear and said," It- it's- IT'S A MAN EATING CHICKEN!!!"

Best of Gulzar songs

Kismat se meri mila muje tha - Shikha

 

Kismat se meri mila muje tha aap jaisa Bhai,

Ab kaha jakar dhundhu mai aapko mere Bhai.

 

Na jaane kaun si duniya mai chale gaye ho aap,

Aaj bhi yaado mai meri har pal rahete ho mere Bhai.

 

Har pal hansta hua sa hota tha aapka chahera,

Yaad jab bhi karu or naaz hota hai aappe mere Bhai.

 

Jante hai ab lautkar nahi aaoge kabhi aap,

Fir bhi aaj bhi intezar karta hai ye dil mere Bhai.

 

Aaj bhi hansi mai Shikha ki kahi rahete ho aap,

Sirf aapko zinda rakhne ke liye hansti hu mere Bhai.

 

Shikha