Masum si uski hansi - Shikha

 

 

 

 

 

Gudiya humari rani hai,

Karti apni manmani hai.

 

Lagti sabko pyari hai,

Lagti badi sayani hai.

 

Sabke dilo ko chhu jati hai,

Masum si uski hansi hai.

 

Gol matol sa chahera hai,

Lambe lambe baal hai.

 

Titliyo ki tarah firti raheti hai,

Kabhi idhar kabhi udhar milti hai.

 

Hansti hai hansati hai,

Khud ko bada samjti bhi hai.

 

Humare har such dukh mai,

Saath chalne ki koshish karti hai.

 

Humari aankhe ye dono gudiya hai,

Mithi mithi uski har adaye hai.

 

Shikha

 

Dedicated to my little two princess

Hu ane tu - gujarati gazal

Spinach and cheeze sigars by tarla dalal

Charag e ishq jalane ki raat - gazal

A bank robber - joke

A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!" The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'" The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"

A boy and his father - joke

A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Teacher and student -joke

Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in your life?"
Student: "My father's check book!"

He karuna na karnara - jain stavan

Teri yaad kyo aati hai....

husband and wife -

There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. "You might want to write it down," she said. The husband said, "No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream." She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. "Write it down," she told him, and again he said, "No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream." Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. "Write it down," she told her husband and again he said, "No, I got it. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top." So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes. He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon. The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, "Where's the toast?"

Officer and Engineer

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."           

most romantic songs - 2013

Fir se vahi zindgi..........