Wednesday, 16 March 2016

A man died - joke

A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God,  I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?”
The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the  ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!”
“Wow that’s impressive, “When did this happen?”
“About three minutes ago,” came the reply.

Best friend joke

Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from  work when he sees his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another.
Fearing the worst, Mark charged into the bar and confronted Tom.
“Tom what’s going on?” Mark asked.
“It’s my wife Beckie,” Tom replied. “She ran off with my best friend!”
“Hey wait a second! Said Mark “Aren’t I your best friend?”
“Not any more,” Tom said with a happy smile.
“He is!”

I can promise - love quote

I can't promise to fix all of your problems, but I can promise you won't face them all alone.

You make me complete - love quote



You make me complete. You make me smile when I have no reason to. When everything in my life is going wrong, I call you and you make everything better. I love you so much, I didn't know what love meant until I met you.

New movie songs of sanam re


Jeete hai chal


Dharo ke ek saanj aane malya - gujarati ghazal


Dil jalati hai ye barsat sanam tere bina - ghazal


Pyar pe bahot naaz karte hai - Shikha


 
Hum aapke pyar pe bahot naaz karte hai,
Har waqt bas aapko hi socha karte hai.
Raat ko nind mai bhi aapko hi apne paas paate hai,
Har waqt bas aapki hi baate kiya karte hai.
Kar jaaye hum dono kuch aisa apne rishte mai
Ki logo ko kabhi kuch bolne ka mauka hi na mile.
Nibhaye hum apne rishte ko aise ki
Duniya ke log sab humare pyar ko dkhte hi rahe jaaye.
 
Shikha

Jaane do jaane do muje jaana hai


Voh shaam kuch ajeeb thi..


Palko ko maine - Shikha

Palko ko maine dhire se uthaya or dekha teri or, Janna chahti thi kya kahe rahe hai tere ye naina. Kaise ek pal mai  naina tere ...