Ek aadmi or Doctor- joke

ek aadmi ke paas uske doctor ka phone aaya. 
Docor ne kaha, “Mere pass tumhe sunane ke liye ek achchi khabar hai, 
aur ek buri khabar hai.pahle kya sunoge?” 
aadmi bola, “pahle mujhe achchi khabar suna do.” 
Doctor bola, “good news hai ki tumhe marne me 24 ghante baaki hain.” 
Aadmi bola, “oh no, aur buri khabar kya hai?” 
Doctor bola,”buri khabar ye hai ki ye khabar sunanae ke liye 
main tumhe kal phone karna bhool gaya.” 

Raja or Rani - joke

Raja or Rani ne fix kiya ki ab baat Mobile se nhi Kabutar se karenge.1 din Rani ne bina khat k kabutar uda diya.Raja bola: 
Ye kya? 
Rani boli miss call yaar. :)

beta -papa -joke

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi? 
Papa: Haan. 
Beta: Kis se hui? 
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se.. 
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li. 

Right here waiting for u - English song

Jab se mile ho tum muje - Shikha

Jab se mile ho tum muje,

Har pal mere saath ho,

Kismat se mil gaye ho,

Door na hona ab tum.

Saath hai puri umar ka,

Saath saath jeena ab hai,

Sari kasame nibhani hai,

Chhod na jaana ab tum.

Dil ne ek khwab dekha,

Aankho mai aks nihara,

Jaha dekha tumhe paaya,

Tadpake na jaana ab tum.

Shikha

Katari kalje vagi - gujarati ghazal