Ugly Baby - joke

Ugly Baby

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said,
"DAMN! That's the ugliest fuckin' baby I've EVER seen!"
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an
aisle seat near the rear of the bus. She fumed for a few stops and
started getting really worked up. The man seated next to her sensed
that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me!" she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Hey! He's a public servant and he
shouldn't say things to insult the passengers."
"You're right!" she said. "I think I'll go back up there and
give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said.�
"Here, let me hold your monkey!"

dukh sukh tha ek sabka - ghazal

Best romantic songs - English

Tere sang zindagi jeena - Shikha

Tere sang zindagi jeena sikh liya humne,

Ab tere bin  ek pal bhi na rahe payenge,

Teri doori to fir bhi sahe leti hu mai,

Par tere pyar ke bin na rahe payenge.

Shikha

Tere mere milan ki ye bela

Pani ka ek katra - Shikha

Pani ka ek katra aaj palko pe chhaa gaya,

Kyu udas ho aap ye batakar chala gaya,

Hawao ne dil ka haal bata diya aapka,

Message aapko Shikha  ka jo mil gaya.

Message mera padhkar tu jo muskura gaya,

Aapko yu hansta dekh mera chahera khil gaya,

Pyar ka nasha hai ye or kuchh nahi yaar,

Ishq ka rog hum dono ko madhosh kar gaya.

Shikha

whats app par mari ghantadi vage - jain stavan