Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson - joke

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson.

"And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

The teacher says - joke

The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing.

When you say nothing at all - English song

Aapko bhul jaye hum - ghazal

Mat ghabrana kisi bhi rah pe - Shikha

Mat ghabrana kisi bhi rah pe tu e mere yaara,

Tumhare saath rahekar har rah aasan karenge.

Tumhe koi bhi gam na sataye kabhi zindagi mai,

Is tarah se tere labo ki hansi bana hum karenge.

Paa liya hai jab humne aapke pyar ko Sanam,

Is waqt ko hum sambhalkar rakha karenge.

Ummid hai yahi ki ab na kabhi hum door honge,

Is tarah se tere pyar ko hum dil mai rakha karenge.

Shikha

Duniya mai aane par - Shikha

Duniya mai aane par jisne hume apna naam diya hai,

Dekar apni ungli jisne hume chalna sikhaya hai,

Kadam bhatke jab bhi humare sahara hume diya hai,

Jab bhi ruk gaye naya rasta hume dikhaya hai,

Zindagi ke har mod pe jisne hume sambhala hai,

Har tufan ko harakar ke jina hume sikhaya hai.

Apne harday se lagakar jisne pyar ka ehesas dilaya hai,

Nadiyo ke kinaro ki tarah jisne jivanbhar saath nibhaya hai,

Jivan ke har mod ko aasan jisne bhanaya hai,

Kaise shukriya karu mai us pita ka,

Jinhone humare jivan ko sanwara hai.

I Love You Papa

Shikha

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