Tere nazdik aana chahta hu - ghazal

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Nirakhyo nemi - jain stavan

Curse - joke

Curse

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!!!"

They each continue on their way, and ..... as the man rounds the next
corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ..... and dies immediately.

If only men would listen.

Teri pyari si muskurahat - Shikha

Teri pyari si muskurahat dil ko lubhane lagi,

Teri aankho ki masti apna asar dikhane lagi,

Teri muhobbat mai pagal hone lagi hu,

Ye ishq ki baate ab zahen mai utarne lagi.

 

Meri sari duniya tere hi aaspaas ghumne lagi,

Teri masumiyat is dil ko ab bhane lagi,

Tere hotho se piker jam mai to madhosh hone lagi,

Tere pyar ki masumiyat dil ko bahekane lagi.

 

Mere khabo mai sirf teri hi tasvir aane lagi,

Jaane kaun sa jaadu mujpe hai chalane lagi,

Teri tasvir mai  hi mare rab ki parchhai dikhne lagi,

Dhadkan bhi ab sirf tere hi naam se chalne lagi.

 

Shikha

A man was invited - joke

 A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."

Love is - love quote

Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own.